This is not a typical new baby card. This greeting card is to prepare you for poo, and crying, and sleep deprivation. But also for smiles and hugs, and never-ending love. And more poo. 
 
A striking black and grey fold-out concertina card that speaks the truth. No frills. Just a funny yet truly heartwarming message for the new parents. Also available as a rose gold greeting card if metallic foil is more your thing.